puppy going to have a nascar soon!!

picture place is going to be so good

the only thing even more incompetent than chartwells higher ed is the federal government.

still in disbelief that i got catcalled lol

i set myself on fire

to prove that i could burn

a death so uninspired

i couldnt wait my turnn

webcage,,,,

fuck off

you abuse your skill set

totally not filled with bad thoughts

year of the linux desktop

i wish i could just be a cute puppy :(

i’m a fucking lost cause at this pond

does being a good puppy just mean covering up everything bad emotion?

not hot at all but ig maybe i’m very slightly cute? idk about that though.

tbh i'm kinda just the cutest girl ever like look at meeee i'm so cute!!!!!!

mm i fell in love with like, the coolest girl ever :pleadingcat:

sigh.

i’m so tired.

what the fuck is a webcage

i wish i could be good at art :pleadingcat:

kotlin is so cool,,,,

most puppy language ever :3

idk how i've never gave it much thought till tonight but like, she has the prettiest eyes in the world tbh :pleadingcat:

did not except to start crying cause of this tbh

need to learn art so i can draw myself with puppy ears >.<

i wish i could just have puppy ears for real :(((

kotlin and typescript are puppy languages :pleadingcat:

the 0.01x developer is so real...

arffff arf arf arf

how much longer

arf arf

think im going to write a ktor plugin thingy for using it with inertia.js :3

puppy 88x31 button :3

jet lag the game the font on my phone https://nebulasans.com/

i should make my own 88x31 button someday tbh

i love that i got to design a flag with her :pleadingcat:

she’s so cute :pleadingcat:

i could be the first ever puppy egirl :3

mathematics is a scam by big textbook

impulsively deactivated my bluesky im so cool

i want to go cuddle her rn :pleadingcat: why can't i go cuddle her when she's sick :(((

i'm such a sleepy puppy....

i should be allowed to do nothing in life except kiss my girlfriend tbh like what do you mean i need to have a job and work and have money to pay for things??? i should just get free money so i can buy stuff for her :pleadingcat:

feeling gay (thinking about how cute of an apartment we’ll have :pleadingcat:)

for a more beautiful web

for a more beautiful web

can't stop panicking about the tornado watch tbh >.<

how can one girl be so fucking cute i literally do not understand it :pleadingcat:

please someone explain to me howww

how is my girlfriend so perfect in literally every way :pleadingcat:

tbh my current pfp is like one of my favorite pictures ever but that’s mostly because cropped out is my girlfriend and omg it’s like my favorite picture of her :pleadingcat: she’s so fucking cute aaaa

need to go cry in bed i think

FUCK

i wish my brain would forget about her. i hate thinking about all the pain.

meow meow :3

i feel like i'm getting better at typing on it.... still so so so many typos though 😭

and i miss having an emoji key thingy like my mac where i can type "sob" and then press the funny globe/fn key to get a little prompt to insert 😭 instead,,,

mmm i love this keyboard so fucking much :pleadingcat: i keep fidgeting with the keycap puller thingy nea gave me and like, eek why is it kinda fun to just, pull off keycap and stick back on,,,,

i don’t think puppies should be allowed to have cute keyboards maybe,,, their brains are too small to handle it and so they can’t get anything done because little tiny puppy brain just think about keyboard all the time…

i love this keyboard so much omg it's so nice except i keep making so many typos because i am not used to this big of a keyboard lol

i'm a keyboard girly now :3

//TODO: WTF IS A WEBCAGE !!!!!!!

mmm i can't believe i get to date the sweetest, most amazing girl ever :pleadingcat:

mm i'm her little puppy leah :pleadingcat: (also saige ig, but i like when she calls me leah :pleadingcat:)

i am apparently going to be leah the keyboard puppy girl now :3

yay

https://music.apple.com/us/album/down-in-flames/1779391605?i=1779391791

https://music.apple.com/us/album/waitanylonger/1527653208?i=1527653215

at least i don’t rlly feel sad rn. just kinda empty ig

pretty sure i’m a burden tbh. even for her.

i'm actually kinda like really cute tbh

2nd cutest girl ever

fuck it, new pfp time

i want to work on little project but i need to go grocery shopping.

tbh probably going to go to the grocery that’s along the way to her house even if it’ll make it hurt more >.<

hhh wish i could just, go see her rn tbh. but no.

feel kinda empty rn tbh.

like what’s the point of anything?

just realized i call her amazing like constantly :pleadingcat: but she never calls me that,,

i might be overthinking this >.<

omg omg omg i just thought about like, someday i could get her like some really cute jewelry or something :pleadingcat: (i think that's a marriage thingy but idk)

feel like i could disappear and no one would notice,,,

i'm puppy :3

just remembered how she hated me so much for using tailwind lol

fuck i am just, so happy i never have to deal with her again.

girl that'll never understand why people use linkedin (me)

girlfriend is laying in bed next to me rn while i'm on my macbook and she's just quietly snoring and omg it's so fucking cute

i love her so so so so so so so so so so so so much :pleadingcat:

so windy out puppy could almost fly away i think…

figuring out that i can just whimper instead of speaking has ruined my communication abilities…

put a DSi in front of this puppy and she will forget everyt-- OOO DSi!!!!!!!!

puppy trying so hard to not cry rn

currently have the hypothesis that if i get a pixel phone ill be hotter

anyways does anyone wannya buy me a pixel pls 🥺🥺🥺

puppy leah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :pleadingcat:

nea,,,,,,,,,, :pleadingcat:

why can’t i just. be a good puppy :(((

i try to be good puppy and i just ruin everything instead :(((

// TODO: WTF IS A RUBY ON A RAIL !!!!!!!

puppy needs its blankie....

converting my girlfriend into a sqlite fan rn

sleepy eepy puppy

nas nas,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :pleadingcat:

needy for attention tbh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :pleadingcat:

i'm a needy little puppy :pleadingcat:

i wannya lay in bed and cuddle her and snuggle her and be comfy under the blankies and :pleadingcat:

hm it seems like a slight possibility that i might be slightly gay............

puppy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wish i had any friends tbh.

i am so dizzy

puppy needs its nea jacket >.<

i miss her :(((((

i want to die

sleepy saige......

i hate myself rn